Wanna Join T9?

Hey, who wouldn’t?

But at the moment, we don’t have any openings. However, just in case one of us suddenly gets the bug to go convert the heathen in Antarctica or runs off to become Easter Island’s first-ever part-time brain surgeon/golf pro, we need to be ready.

So if you’d like to be put on the OT9WL (Official Tuckermans at 9 Waiting List), here’s a list of all the positions:

-Soprano (just one, but on the “breaking glass” side, range-wise)
-Alto 1 (like the soprano, only smokier and less hazardous to glass)
-Alto 2 (a lower range still; if you’re ever confused with the baritone, that’s not necessarily a bad thing)
-Tenor 1 (need I say more?)
-Tenor 2 (the group’s intellectual core…or so he keeps telling us)
-Baritone (doesn’t have the bass’ low notes or the tenors’ high ones; basically, a frustrated mess)
-Bass (can double as that low rumbly sound you hear in disaster movies)

Any of those sound like you…er, more or less? Then please email us your name, phone number(s), and email address. If any of the lunatics described above goes off the deep end, we’ll be in touch!